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Clowntrix Matrix Movie Parody Hoodie

Price: 49.95
Retail Price: 0.00
clowntrixhoodie
ihateclowns.com

Enter the Clowntrix! Do you believe? How can I explain how cool this new design is? View the zoom shot of the front These shirts are professionally screen printed printed using Glow-in-the-Dark inks so that the actual graphic and lettering Glows in the Dark! They must be seen to be appreciated! This hoodie is the highest quality, heaviest weight hooded sweatshirt I could find. A full 12 oz with a roomy fit. It's a super smooth 80/20 Cotton poly blend. This premium sweatshirt may be the best I've ever worn. Embedded in the front design and sleeve designs are hidden anti-clown messages from within the clowntrix. See if you can find them all. These subliminal messages will be sure to convert any clown lover to believing in the anti-clown clowntrix. View the Design that's printed on the SLEEVES of this hoodie View the Design that's printed on the BACK of this hoodie

 


i hate clowns (can't sleep clowns will eat me) black hooded sweatshirt

Price: 42.95
Retail Price: 0.00
IHCHOODIE
ihateclowns.com

This hoody is professionally screen printed on black super, ultraweight, premium Jerico Brand Hooded sweatshirts. Basically, these are the heaviest weight hoodies I could find (12oz...even better than before)! The 3D white print is raised and has a really neat texture. The text says "I Hate Clowns" and inside the underline it reads: "Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me..." Get yours today! Available in sizes Medium through XXX-Large! Get yours today with a 10% discount on your first order (use Coupon Code: YAKKO)

 


I Hate Clowns (Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me) Premium Black Button Up Baseball Jersey

Price: 29.95
Retail Price: 0.00
IHCBLACKJERSEY
ihateclowns.com

This is a premium quality, Badger brand button up baseball jersey with double braided trim for extra style. 100% cotton, comfortable 6.5 ounce weight with the IHC Euro Style logo on the front left chest and the "I Hate Clowns - Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me" Team style 3-D lettering on the back. This unique item is only sold via our website and you will definitely stand out in a crowd wearing this jersey! Get yours today. Limited edition.

 


Clowntrix Matrix Parody Long Sleeve Black T-Shirt

Price: 29.95
Retail Price: 0.00
clowntrixLStee
ihateclowns.com

Enter the Clowntrix! Do you believe? How can I explain how cool this new design is? View the zoom shot of the front These shirts are professionally screen printed printed using Glow-in-the-Dark inks so that the actual graphic and lettering Glows in the Dark! They must be seen to be appreciated! These are printed on black Jerzees brand Z quality long sleeve t-shirts. This preshrunk, 100% cotton heavyweight (6 oz) long sleeve t-shirt is perfect to keep you warm on those cool nights. Embedded in the front design and sleeve designs are hidden anti-clown messages from within the clowntrix. See if you can find them all. These subliminal messages will be sure to convert any clown lover to believing in the anti-clown clowntrix. View the Design that's printed on the SLEEVES of this long sleeve t-shirt View the Design that's printed on the BACK of this long sleeve t-shirt

 


Clowntrix Matrix Movie Parody Girly Raglan by American Apparel

Price: 29.95
Retail Price: 0.00
clowntrixgirly
ihateclowns.com

Enter the Clowntrix! Do you believe? How can I explain how cool this new design is? View the zoom shot of the front These shirts are professionally screen printed printed using Glow-in-the-Dark inks so that the actual graphic and lettering Glows in the Dark! They must be seen to be appreciated! This 3/4 sleeve girly raglan has a black body, black sleeves, and is Made in America by the popular American Apparel t-shirt company. One of the top sellers, it is crafted from 100% ring spun (super soft) cotton 1x1 and baby rib knitted for a stylish fit. A perfect gift for that lady in your life. Embedded in the front design and sleeve designs are hidden anti-clown messages from within the clowntrix. See if you can find them all. These subliminal messages will be sure to convert any clown lover to believing in the anti-clown clowntrix. View the Design that's printed on the SLEEVES of this girly raglan View the Design that's printed on the BACK of this girly baseball jersey.

 


Messenger Bag

Price: 22.95
Retail Price: 0.00
MB
ihateclowns.com

this cool messenger bag comes in stylish yellow and hip orange (my favorite). It is professionally screen printed with our new, limited edition, "i hate clowns" text logo across the front.

 


i hate clowns .com funny embroidered beanie

Price: 19.95
Retail Price: 0.00
BEANIE
ihateclowns.com

This very cool beanie is professionally embroidered with natural colored thread to match the natural colored trim on the beanie. It is super soft and ultra stylish. Get your thug on in this cool beanie from ihateclowns.com and let the world know how you feel about those creepy clowns. One size fits most.

 


i hate clowns (can't sleep clowns will eat me) baseball jersey with navy sleeves

Price: 19.95
Retail Price: 0.00
IHCJERSEY
ihateclowns.com

With Navy sleeves and blue high density printing, this is a must have item for any clownophobe's wardrobe. Printed on 3/4 sleeve Badger brand, raglan baseball jerseys. Get yours today with a 10% discount on your first order (use Coupon Code: YAKKO)!

 


Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me MOJO style t-shirt

Price: 17.95
Retail Price: 0.00
CSMOJO
ihateclowns.com

The artwork on this black t-shirt is simply amazing. You truly have to see this shirt in person to see the cool fades and design complexity.

/n/The main text reads "Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me" in red text with spooky clown heads waiting to put a mojo on whoever reads the shirt floating below the main text. These are printed on the highest quality, Hanes Beefy Tees, which are 100% cotton and super heavyweight.

Priced at only $17.95, be sure to get yours before they're gone!

 


Clowntrix Matrix Movie Parody Black Short Sleeved T-Shirt

Price: 17.95
Retail Price: 0.00
clowntrixtshirt
ihateclowns.com

Enter the Clowntrix! Do you believe? How can I explain how cool this new design is?

/n/These shirts are professionally screen printed printed using Glow-in-the-Dark inks so that the actual graphic and lettering Glows in the Dark! They must be seen to be appreciated! This black t-shirt is made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton and is a nice heavyweight (6.1 ounces) variety. Embedded in the front design and sleeve designs are hidden anti-clown messages from within the clowntrix. See if you can find them all. These subliminal messages will be sure to convert any clown lover to believing in the anti-clown clowntrix. View the Design that's printed on the BACK of this black t-shirt.

 


i hate clowns NO CLOWN GRAPHIC logo t-shirt

Price: 17.95
Retail Price: 0.00
B
ihateclowns.com

The original. Our official "No Clowns" logo (a clown with the international NO sign across its evil face) with the simple statement underneath: "i hate clowns.". With only a glance, this will tell everyone how you feel about clowns. The back reads: "The only thing we have to fear is a clown, that's it" (something my dear old granny used to say). Printed on Adult sized Hanes Beefy T-Shirts (perfect for guys or girls)! Featured on the COVER of the Wall Street Journal!

 


Glow in the Dark - Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Black T-Shirt

Price: 17.95
Retail Price: 0.00
GLOWCANT
ihateclowns.com

Yes, you read that right. The ink on these shirts actually glows in the dark! Perfect for the nocturnal clown hater! These shirts are professionally silk screen printed with a specialty ink that shows white in the daytime with a cool luminescent greenish glow at night! Printed on 100% cotton, high quality, heavyweight 6 ounce Jerzees tees...this is the perfect gift for the clown hater in your life. This item will only be around in limited quantities, so get yours today.

 


black i hate mimes t-shirt

Price: 15.95
Retail Price: 0.00
IHMT
ihateclowns.com

By popular demand, I'm proud to give you the official "i hate mimes" t-shirt! Be the first on your block to have this cool tee that says it all in 3 short words: i hate mimes. This is a heavyweight, 6 oz, 100% cotton Hanes brand BLACK, tagless t-shirt that is professionally screen printed with cool puff, bold 3-D lettering. Perfect for wearing to the circus, a street fair, or anywhere mimes may be found. Get yours today!

 


Ladies Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me Black Babydoll T-Shirt

Price: 15.95
Retail Price: 0.00
CSBDT
ihateclowns.com

a highly requested BLACK, cool, fitted, "can't sleep, clowns will eat me" baby doll t-shirt for the ladies. This professionally screen printed fitted t-shirt is super comfortable because of the 100% ring spun cotton. Express yourself with this high quality t-shirt today!

 


monochromatic moron mimes t-shirt

Price: 15.95
Retail Price: 0.00
MOMIME
ihateclowns.com

This shirt was inspired by one of our long time ihateclowns discussion forum members. This amazingly astute alliterative phrase sums up my feeling for mimes quite nicely. Together with the "jailed mime" logo from our ihatemimes.com website, this professionally screen printed monochromatic moron t-shirt is a perfect fit for your anti greasepaint wardrobe! Get yours today in either stylish black or cool denim blue.

 


i hate clowns white baby doll t-shirt

Price: 15.95
Retail Price: 0.00
IHCBDT
ihateclowns.com

a cool, fitted, "i hate clowns" baby doll t-shirt for the ladies. This one has our new limited edition anniversary logo across the front and is professionally screen printed on 100% ring spun cotton, high quality t-shirts.

 


Black I Hate Clowns Baby Doll

Price: 15.95
Retail Price: 0.00
BHCBD
ihateclowns.com

a highly requested BLACK, cool, fitted, "i hate clowns" baby doll t-shirt for the ladies. This one has our original text logo "i hate clowns" across the front and is professionally screen printed on 100% ring spun cotton, high quality t-shirts. The back has a small version of our anniversary (est. 1996) logo.

 


Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Black Punk Emo T-Shirt

Price: 15.95
Retail Price: 0.00
CSCWEMT
ihateclowns.com

These shirts are professionally silk screen printed with a white ink with a cool 3D (high density style) texture. Printed on 100% cotton, high quality, heavyweight 6.1 ounce Hanes tees...this is the perfect gift for the clown hater in your life. Get yours today! 10% off of your first order with Coupon Code: YAKKO

 


BLACK "i hate clowns" TEXT logo t-shirt

Price: 14.95
Retail Price: 0.00
TXTB
ihateclowns.com

Back by popular demand, the "i hate clowns" text on a black t-shirt. Originally offered as a limited edition item, the numerous requests for this shirt allowed it to become a permanent fixture in our store. Get yours today. Printed on Adult sized Hanes Beefy T-Shirts (perfect for guys or girls)!

 


i hate clowns coffee cup / mug

Price: 14.95
Retail Price: 0.00
IHCMUG
ihateclowns.com

Start your day off with a big mug of NO CLOWN juice. This 15 oz "i hate clowns" coffee cup is professionally printed and microwave/dishwasher safe. The imprint on this mug will last forever. Show the world how you feel, one cup o' joe at a time! PLEASE NOTE: if you are ordering JUST a coffee mug(or mugs) be sure to choose the "MUG OR STICKER ONLY" shipping option so you can get FREE shipping.

 


Coulrophobia Coffee Cup / Mug

Price: 14.95
Retail Price: 0.00
COULROMUG
ihateclowns.com

Start your day off with a big mug of NO CLOWN juice. This 15 oz Coulrophobia - The Fear of Clowns coffee cup is professionally printed and microwave/dishwasher safe. The imprint on this mug will last forever. Show the world how you feel, one cup o' joe at a time! PLEASE NOTE: if you are ordering JUST a coffee mug(or mugs) be sure to choose the "MUG OR STICKER ONLY" shipping option so you can get FREE shipping.

 


There are No Nice Clowns - Just Clowns With Agendas Anti-Clown T-Shirt

Price: 14.95
Retail Price: 0.00
NNC
ihateclowns.com

The idea behind this limited edition anti-clown shirt came right from one of our forum members. These words of wisdom are professionally screen printed on the t-shirts in 3D Puff lettering: THERE ARE NO NICE CLOWNS...ONLY CLOWNS WITH AGENDAS. A picture of a seemingly benign clown offering a flower is on the front of the t-shirt. The back of these Hanes brand, heavyweight, 100% cotton t-shirts shows the clown's TRUE intentions as he holds a seltzer bottle, ready to squirt the first person to sniff his flower. Get yours today! Available in light blue or orange (my favorite color)! (click here to read the forum post that helped create this cool t-shirt - opens new window)

 


ihateclowns.com embroidered visor

Price: 14.00
Retail Price: 0.00
VISOR
ihateclowns.com

Be the first on your block to say it loud and say it proud! Pick up an "i hate clowns" visor for you or that special clown hater in your life. Professionally Embroidered on high quality ottoflex, flexible fit visors. One size fits most.

 


Chalk Line Clown - "i hate clowns"

Price: 13.95
Retail Price: 0.00
CLC
ihateclowns.com

This eye catching original design was inspired by watching too many episodes of Homicide: Life on the Street. This is a chalk line drawing where some clown has had a terrible accident. The text lets the world know: "i hate clowns". Professionally screen printed on maroon 100% cotton, Hanes Beefy T-Shirts. No clowns were harmed in the making of this t-shirt. Any likeness to any clown living or deceased is purely coincidental. No shoes, no shirt, no service. Act now, supplies are limited (really :-)

 


Clowns Are Mofos

Price: 13.95
Retail Price: 0.00
CAM
ihateclowns.com

The newest addition to our t-shirt line was inspired by our website at mofos.NET where you get to slap a clown until your heart's content. It is printed with the simple, true statement: Clowns are Mofos. Get yours today. Professionally Screen Printed on Adult sized Navy Blue, 100% cotton, Hanes, 6 ounce heavyweight t-shirts (perfect for guys or girls).

 


Clowns are Humor Challenged Handicap Sign Spoof

Price: 12.95
Retail Price: 0.00
CAHCHSS
ihateclowns.com

This original Clowns are HUMOR Challenged t-shirt is a funny parody that tells it like it is. Clowns just aren't funny...in fact, as the cool artwork states: Clowns are Humor Challenged (gotta be politically correct ;-) Professionally screen printed on graphite (gray) 100% cotton, Hanes Beefy T-Shirts.

 


Clowns Suck: WAY

Price: 12.95
Retail Price: 0.00
CSW
ihateclowns.com

Another original design from ihateclowns.com. This Street Sign inspired design directs people to your true thoughts on clowns: Clowns Suck...Way. Professionally screen printed on graphite (gray) 100% cotton Hanes Beefy T-Shirts. Get yours!

 


WHITE "i hate clowns" TEXT logo t-shirt

Price: 12.95
Retail Price: 0.00
TXT
ihateclowns.com

This is our best selling design. A t-shirt with a simple message written boldy across the front: "i hate clowns". This one is a head turner! Everytime I wear my "i hate clowns" t-shirt I'm guaranteed to get a smile, a laugh, a comment, or at least a reaction from an innocent passerby :-) Printed on Adult sized Hanes high quality, 100% cotton t-shirts (perfect for guys or girls)!

 


Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Bumper Sticker

Price: 3.95
Retail Price: 0.00
BUMPER
ihateclowns.com

By popular demand, we've added a special No Clown Zone version of the Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me bumper sticker. This sticker is professionaly printed on quality vinyl with 2 ink colors. It measures a full 9" across and is 3" high. The second line is specialized to read "Can't Sleep (NO CLOWN SYMBOL) Will Eat Me". Get yours today and get FREE SHIPPING when you buy only stickers.

 


i hate clowns round bumper sticker

Price: 2.00
Retail Price: 0.00
STICKER
ihateclowns.com

Do you hate clowns? Are you afraid of them? Do you like ihateclowns.com? Do you just like cool stickers? If you answered yes to any of these questions (heck, even if you didn't), pick up some of these cool ihateclowns bumper stickers. 3.75 inch 2 color professionally printed vinyl stickers! PLEASE NOTE: if you are ordering JUST a sticker(or stickers) be sure to choose the "STICKER ONLY" shipping option so you can get FREE shipping.

 


I Hate Clowns IHC Euro Style Oval Sticker

Price: 2.00
Retail Price: 0.00
IHCEURO
ihateclowns.com

This cool Euro Style oval sticker is great for sticking on notebooks, lockers, bicycles and the back of your favorite car. Show the world you hate clowns with this professionally printed, all weather vinyl sticker. FREE SHIPPING applies to orders that consist of just stickers, so pick up a few today!

 


I Hate Clowns Anniversary Logo Stickers

Price: 1.00
Retail Price: 0.00
S96
ihateclowns.com

This product was suggested by one of the visitors to the website, Kerin. I really like how these stickers turned out! Professionally printed vinyl bumper stickers available with a black background. Each sticker measures 4.25 inches long by 2.75 inches in a cool oval shape with split backs for easy peeling and sticking! Get some today! PLEASE NOTE: if you are ordering JUST a sticker(or stickers) be sure to choose the "STICKER ONLY" shipping option so you can get FREE shipping.

 

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